Here’s the Mouse Bites video game, hosted at

Runs on Windows and Mac, not mobile yet.

Hit the “View” tab and zoom out to 60% for the best experience. The intro music won’t work unless you click on the intro screen before advancing with the space bar.

Why? Don’t worry about it. Or maybe how ’bout you make your own damn video game instead of asking a bunch of questions. How’s that sound?


-The Mouse Bites Editorial Board